"HELLO, MY NAME IS JORGE AND I'M A DAD"
Okay, so this weekend I learned that being a new dad is like being a crack addict.
Liza and Joli went up to Easton, MA this weekend. They were gone for 4 days.
After 24 hours, the withdrawal pains started.
I craved my baby. I wanted *correction* I needed to hold my baby, sniff my baby, feed my baby... yes, I even needed to change my baby (do you see how low addiction can bring you?)
I can't even begin to explain how happy I was when Liza and Joli came home. What am I going to do when she grows up and leaves home?
I'll probably have to go into rehab.
Thursday, September 25, 2003
Monday, September 22, 2003
YA KNOW I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU....
Joli is a clever girl. She already has her Grandpa Ed (Lolo) wrapped around her little finger. Everytime he talks to her, she lights up in smiles and giggles at him. She won't do it for anyone else -- well, my mom claims that she does it for her, too, but I have yet to witness it! Anyways, Grandpa Ed is always late for work when she visits because he has to keep coming back upstairs to give her tons of kisses... then he goes out to the car.... then he comes back to give her more kisses. This process repeats a few more times.
Funny Grandpa Ed story: So, I went out for ice cream last night and left Grandpa Ed and Joli home together. According to my dad, Joli was upstairs sleeping while he was downstairs mopping the basement floor (cleaning... that's another thing my dad only does now that Joli has been born....). He knew he was alone in the house with her when, all of a sudden, he heard one of the house doors slam shut. At first, he thought, "Oh, maybe it's just the wind" .. but his "Grandpa-Panic-Mode" set in and the thought entered his mind that "Maybe someone is here to kidnap Joli!" (Side note: in our 25 years of living in the same house, we have never ever been robbed or broken into....). SO, my dad sprinted up two flights of stairs to check on the baby. Of course, she was sleeping soundly and my dad could breathe a little easier.
Well, glad to know he's a good babysitter! He charges $5 an hour, if anyone's interested....
--liza
Joli is a clever girl. She already has her Grandpa Ed (Lolo) wrapped around her little finger. Everytime he talks to her, she lights up in smiles and giggles at him. She won't do it for anyone else -- well, my mom claims that she does it for her, too, but I have yet to witness it! Anyways, Grandpa Ed is always late for work when she visits because he has to keep coming back upstairs to give her tons of kisses... then he goes out to the car.... then he comes back to give her more kisses. This process repeats a few more times.
Funny Grandpa Ed story: So, I went out for ice cream last night and left Grandpa Ed and Joli home together. According to my dad, Joli was upstairs sleeping while he was downstairs mopping the basement floor (cleaning... that's another thing my dad only does now that Joli has been born....). He knew he was alone in the house with her when, all of a sudden, he heard one of the house doors slam shut. At first, he thought, "Oh, maybe it's just the wind" .. but his "Grandpa-Panic-Mode" set in and the thought entered his mind that "Maybe someone is here to kidnap Joli!" (Side note: in our 25 years of living in the same house, we have never ever been robbed or broken into....). SO, my dad sprinted up two flights of stairs to check on the baby. Of course, she was sleeping soundly and my dad could breathe a little easier.
Well, glad to know he's a good babysitter! He charges $5 an hour, if anyone's interested....
--liza
Sunday, September 21, 2003
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS, TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO!
Quite literally.... my parents live in this very rural town in Massachusetts.....
Little Joli's had quite an adventure these past few days. We're blogging from the Grandparents Talusan's house, a place we came when Joli was only 2 days old, for a wedding I was in this weekend of my friends, Ligaya and Chuck (congratulations!!). Joli and I had to make the trip by ourselves as her dad was livin' it up at a bachelor party for our friend Sean (congratulations to you, too!!). Little Joli behaved herself on the ride to Boston as we thankfully avoided "Hurricane Isabel"and sailed smoothly during the five hour trip - only stopping once by Connecticut College to grab a bite to eat.
Of course, when we arrived in Boston, everyone was far more excited to see Joli than they were to see me! Joli went to her first wedding rehearsal (which she slept through) and stayed with her grandma overnight. What a break for me! I haven't had to change a single diaper this whole trip!
After battling yet another fever (my third in three weeks), everything has been wonderful! The wedding was beautiful, Joli was babysat by her Uncle Paulie, Tita Grace, the "Golden Girls" (my aunts Minda and Aida), and Sashi (my parents' senile beagle). Grace met up with me at the wedding. The first thing I asked her was "So, how's the baby?" To which her reply was, "Paul and I did some experiments on her." OKAY, WHEN A NEW PARENT ASKS YOU HOW HER BABY IS, DO NOT ANSWER WITH, "We did some experiments on her...!" Turns out, their "experiments" consisted of touching her cheek to spark her rooting reflex, but then feeding her every single time she did it because they thought the act of turning her cheek and opening her mouth = she is hungry (Science Side Note: A baby is born with a reflex called the "rooting reflex" where she will turn her head and open her mouth when you touch one side of her cheek..... it is not necessarily a sign of hunger) .
Well, we're on our way to visit my friends Tammy and Ed in their new house. Then, off to Crescent Ridge!! The best ice cream place ever!!
We've had a great time so far at Chez Talusan .... I'm guessing Jorge had an equally good time at the bachelor party...... will we get all the details, do ya think?? :)
--Liza
Quite literally.... my parents live in this very rural town in Massachusetts.....
Little Joli's had quite an adventure these past few days. We're blogging from the Grandparents Talusan's house, a place we came when Joli was only 2 days old, for a wedding I was in this weekend of my friends, Ligaya and Chuck (congratulations!!). Joli and I had to make the trip by ourselves as her dad was livin' it up at a bachelor party for our friend Sean (congratulations to you, too!!). Little Joli behaved herself on the ride to Boston as we thankfully avoided "Hurricane Isabel"and sailed smoothly during the five hour trip - only stopping once by Connecticut College to grab a bite to eat.
Of course, when we arrived in Boston, everyone was far more excited to see Joli than they were to see me! Joli went to her first wedding rehearsal (which she slept through) and stayed with her grandma overnight. What a break for me! I haven't had to change a single diaper this whole trip!
After battling yet another fever (my third in three weeks), everything has been wonderful! The wedding was beautiful, Joli was babysat by her Uncle Paulie, Tita Grace, the "Golden Girls" (my aunts Minda and Aida), and Sashi (my parents' senile beagle). Grace met up with me at the wedding. The first thing I asked her was "So, how's the baby?" To which her reply was, "Paul and I did some experiments on her." OKAY, WHEN A NEW PARENT ASKS YOU HOW HER BABY IS, DO NOT ANSWER WITH, "We did some experiments on her...!" Turns out, their "experiments" consisted of touching her cheek to spark her rooting reflex, but then feeding her every single time she did it because they thought the act of turning her cheek and opening her mouth = she is hungry (Science Side Note: A baby is born with a reflex called the "rooting reflex" where she will turn her head and open her mouth when you touch one side of her cheek..... it is not necessarily a sign of hunger) .
Well, we're on our way to visit my friends Tammy and Ed in their new house. Then, off to Crescent Ridge!! The best ice cream place ever!!
We've had a great time so far at Chez Talusan .... I'm guessing Jorge had an equally good time at the bachelor party...... will we get all the details, do ya think?? :)
--Liza
Saturday, September 13, 2003
THAT LAZY GIRL
Have we turned a corner? Are we speaking too soon??
Joli actually out-slept Jorge and me this morning. She woke up in 3 hour increments last night, and at 8:30am she was still asleep!
She's been a good baby these past few weeks. We're slowly starting to figure out what she likes, what she doesn't like, and ways to calm her down. We're realizing that this little girl loves to be held! She hates being put down for any length of time and calms down immediately once we pick her up. Yeah, we're probably getting into a bad pattern or something, but for now, there is nothing more soothing than holding her and having her nestle right into the nape of my neck.
Yesterday, I braved the mall with her after a horrific experience at the crafts store a few days earlier. When I was at the crafts store (preparing to make a scrapbook... which is a whole other story in itself.... I realize I'm a scrapbook idiot....), Joli woke up from her nap and started crying. So, everyone in that store decided to give me their "unsolicited mothering advice" and tell me what to do with my baby. Comments such as "Honey, you need to give that baby a pacifier" and "Your baby is hungry. Feed her." or when a woman said to her baby, "Don't you start crying like that baby!" and the generic dirty looks were the food-of-the-day at that store. At one point, a woman in a walker came up to me and say, "Do you need some help with that baby?" Whatever. I was so mad. We were only in that store for, oh, maybe 6 minutes tops! I honestly was fine with her crying, but we ended up leaving the store because of public pressure. Urgh. Well, I got over it and went to the mall yesterday with Joli, and she was a model baby! She was wide awake but was so quiet. In any case, BABIES CRY, PEOPLE!! Relax!
Unsolicited advice from strangers.... when I shared this story with some of my friends, they all had nice witty comments for me to say next time someone decides to tell me what kind of mother I am/am not.
Now, look in the mirror and say, "I'm smart enough. I'm good enough. And, gosh darn it, my baby likes me...." (my sister Grace would love that one!)
Have we turned a corner? Are we speaking too soon??
Joli actually out-slept Jorge and me this morning. She woke up in 3 hour increments last night, and at 8:30am she was still asleep!
She's been a good baby these past few weeks. We're slowly starting to figure out what she likes, what she doesn't like, and ways to calm her down. We're realizing that this little girl loves to be held! She hates being put down for any length of time and calms down immediately once we pick her up. Yeah, we're probably getting into a bad pattern or something, but for now, there is nothing more soothing than holding her and having her nestle right into the nape of my neck.
Yesterday, I braved the mall with her after a horrific experience at the crafts store a few days earlier. When I was at the crafts store (preparing to make a scrapbook... which is a whole other story in itself.... I realize I'm a scrapbook idiot....), Joli woke up from her nap and started crying. So, everyone in that store decided to give me their "unsolicited mothering advice" and tell me what to do with my baby. Comments such as "Honey, you need to give that baby a pacifier" and "Your baby is hungry. Feed her." or when a woman said to her baby, "Don't you start crying like that baby!" and the generic dirty looks were the food-of-the-day at that store. At one point, a woman in a walker came up to me and say, "Do you need some help with that baby?" Whatever. I was so mad. We were only in that store for, oh, maybe 6 minutes tops! I honestly was fine with her crying, but we ended up leaving the store because of public pressure. Urgh. Well, I got over it and went to the mall yesterday with Joli, and she was a model baby! She was wide awake but was so quiet. In any case, BABIES CRY, PEOPLE!! Relax!
Unsolicited advice from strangers.... when I shared this story with some of my friends, they all had nice witty comments for me to say next time someone decides to tell me what kind of mother I am/am not.
Now, look in the mirror and say, "I'm smart enough. I'm good enough. And, gosh darn it, my baby likes me...." (my sister Grace would love that one!)
Tuesday, September 09, 2003
SPLASH-DOWN - THE BAPTISM
This past weekend was HUGE. I mean, big-time family from all corners of the globe huge.
Joli got baptized on Sunday. Of course the princess had her entourage. Extended family and friends were in attendance. Big Momma and Poppa were beaming. The grandparents gloated, the uncles grunted and the sisters oooooooooo'ed and aaaaaaaaah'ed.
Afterwards, there was lunch -- on the grandparents-- at "East Wok" (shout out to Steve the manager), where Tita Aida was surprised with a cake to celebrate her 70th birthday!
What a day...
P.S. -- Oh, remember Michael and Leah Chung (ring bearer and flower girl at our wedding)? Well, they're much older now.
This past weekend was HUGE. I mean, big-time family from all corners of the globe huge.
Joli got baptized on Sunday. Of course the princess had her entourage. Extended family and friends were in attendance. Big Momma and Poppa were beaming. The grandparents gloated, the uncles grunted and the sisters oooooooooo'ed and aaaaaaaaah'ed.
Afterwards, there was lunch -- on the grandparents-- at "East Wok" (shout out to Steve the manager), where Tita Aida was surprised with a cake to celebrate her 70th birthday!
What a day...
P.S. -- Oh, remember Michael and Leah Chung (ring bearer and flower girl at our wedding)? Well, they're much older now.
Thursday, September 04, 2003
HEY! SHE GETS IT!
Well, today was a really cool moment in Joli-development! See, we have this Kick-n-Play seat that she gets strapped into and these lights blink on and off. There are also little toys hanging from a bar for the baby to kick at (hence, kick-n-play). For the past few weeks, we've put Joli in it, but she really wasn't too fond of it. First of all, she was way to tiny to even reach the hanging toys, and she didn't fit well into the seat and just kept falling over. Well, this morning, I put her in there and she was actually interested! It was the first time she followed the blinking lights, and she even watched herself kicking the toys! Waaaay, cool! Our little girl is growing up!
As a side note, yesterday was my 28th birthday ..... of which I spent totally sick in bed.
--Liza, Joli's mama
Well, today was a really cool moment in Joli-development! See, we have this Kick-n-Play seat that she gets strapped into and these lights blink on and off. There are also little toys hanging from a bar for the baby to kick at (hence, kick-n-play). For the past few weeks, we've put Joli in it, but she really wasn't too fond of it. First of all, she was way to tiny to even reach the hanging toys, and she didn't fit well into the seat and just kept falling over. Well, this morning, I put her in there and she was actually interested! It was the first time she followed the blinking lights, and she even watched herself kicking the toys! Waaaay, cool! Our little girl is growing up!
As a side note, yesterday was my 28th birthday ..... of which I spent totally sick in bed.
--Liza, Joli's mama
Monday, September 01, 2003
THE EXCORCIST
Before I proceed with today's update, I thought I'd acknowledge the recent number of comments and emails we've received concerning the "poop" picture. Some wondered why, given all the cherubic images we could have posted, we chose to share the "poop" pic. Well, here's the scoop on the poop... Joli only has five talents in her repetoire right now: eating, sleeping, crying, regurgitating and messing her diaper. "Smiling" is a possible sixth, but the jury's still out on whether or not the smiles are still related to gas.
Of the five listed talents, there are two that she demonstrates true mastery over... messing and puking.
Liza and I believe in nurturing a child's gift.
So, with all that said, here's Joli's reenactment of the classic horror film "The Excorcist".
Before I proceed with today's update, I thought I'd acknowledge the recent number of comments and emails we've received concerning the "poop" picture. Some wondered why, given all the cherubic images we could have posted, we chose to share the "poop" pic. Well, here's the scoop on the poop... Joli only has five talents in her repetoire right now: eating, sleeping, crying, regurgitating and messing her diaper. "Smiling" is a possible sixth, but the jury's still out on whether or not the smiles are still related to gas.
Of the five listed talents, there are two that she demonstrates true mastery over... messing and puking.
Liza and I believe in nurturing a child's gift.
So, with all that said, here's Joli's reenactment of the classic horror film "The Excorcist".
Saturday, August 30, 2003
SIX WEEKS OLD!
Well, we made it to the six week mark! Joli celebrated by going to the mall (of course) with her Uncle Pedro. We can't believe how big she's getting! It's amazing that, if we followed her true due date, Joli would only be 10 days old right now. We've had a good couple of days -- Joli has slept in 3 hour increments (which beats the 2 hour ones she was having) these past few days. The big development is that she seems to be looking at us more and "recognizing" who we are.... that's so rewarding!
We're posting a few extra pictures because the family has been realllly mad at us!
So, here's one her Lolo (Grandpa Ed) took when he visited last weekend and one taken of her in the nursery of the hospital (one day old).
My! How she's changed! Enjoy!
Well, we made it to the six week mark! Joli celebrated by going to the mall (of course) with her Uncle Pedro. We can't believe how big she's getting! It's amazing that, if we followed her true due date, Joli would only be 10 days old right now. We've had a good couple of days -- Joli has slept in 3 hour increments (which beats the 2 hour ones she was having) these past few days. The big development is that she seems to be looking at us more and "recognizing" who we are.... that's so rewarding!
We're posting a few extra pictures because the family has been realllly mad at us!
So, here's one her Lolo (Grandpa Ed) took when he visited last weekend and one taken of her in the nursery of the hospital (one day old).
My! How she's changed! Enjoy!
Thursday, August 28, 2003
THE POWER OF REST....
Over the past week, Jorge and I have been blessed with the power of rest! Thanks to the Grandmothers, we've had 2 nights of uninterrupted sleep. Of course, whenever Joli is with the Grandmothers, she miraculously turns into the sweetest little angel who wouldn't even think of waking up at night. In fact, both times, the Grandmothers had to wake the baby up in fear that she must be "starving in her sleep!" Too good to be true once they left, though.... good old Joli was back to waking up every 2 hours at night.
So, we've missed a couple of entries -- thanks to the reminders from all of our family members. Since the last post, Joli has been to see the pediatrican. She is now 7 pounds, 14 ounces and 20 1/2 inches long! Our little girl is gettin' bigger! She's also now smiling at us and playing with us a little bit more. Awww... so sweet!
Jorge's back at work in full swing which has left me at home to grapple with the baby, the house, and the dog. It was difficult and overwhelming at first, but I think I have the hang of it now! Jorge and I got a taste of the "real world" again (seems we had been separated from it since July 16th, 2003), and we went on a dinner cruise - very romantic and tons of fun! Little Joli didn't even know we were missing...... that is, because she was asleep the whole time!
Well, we'll try to get some more pics up soon... we've definately abandoned the "Pic of the Day" and are moving more towards the "Pic of the Week!"
Over the past week, Jorge and I have been blessed with the power of rest! Thanks to the Grandmothers, we've had 2 nights of uninterrupted sleep. Of course, whenever Joli is with the Grandmothers, she miraculously turns into the sweetest little angel who wouldn't even think of waking up at night. In fact, both times, the Grandmothers had to wake the baby up in fear that she must be "starving in her sleep!" Too good to be true once they left, though.... good old Joli was back to waking up every 2 hours at night.
So, we've missed a couple of entries -- thanks to the reminders from all of our family members. Since the last post, Joli has been to see the pediatrican. She is now 7 pounds, 14 ounces and 20 1/2 inches long! Our little girl is gettin' bigger! She's also now smiling at us and playing with us a little bit more. Awww... so sweet!
Jorge's back at work in full swing which has left me at home to grapple with the baby, the house, and the dog. It was difficult and overwhelming at first, but I think I have the hang of it now! Jorge and I got a taste of the "real world" again (seems we had been separated from it since July 16th, 2003), and we went on a dinner cruise - very romantic and tons of fun! Little Joli didn't even know we were missing...... that is, because she was asleep the whole time!
Well, we'll try to get some more pics up soon... we've definately abandoned the "Pic of the Day" and are moving more towards the "Pic of the Week!"
Thursday, August 21, 2003
OH, THE HORROR...
Okay, today's "The Pic Of The Day" ain't for the faint of heart. Some of you may call it gross, but Liza and I feel that, if we're going to truly document the ins-and-outs of parenting on this site, we need to share the good, the bad and the ugly... real ugly.
I mean, neither of us even knew the human body was capable of generating that much force...
Okay, today's "The Pic Of The Day" ain't for the faint of heart. Some of you may call it gross, but Liza and I feel that, if we're going to truly document the ins-and-outs of parenting on this site, we need to share the good, the bad and the ugly... real ugly.
I mean, neither of us even knew the human body was capable of generating that much force...
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
THE VISITORS
Liza went to see her OB/GYN (aka. Joli's travel agent to the world), Dr. Lazar. She was the one who followed the pregnancy from start to finish, and she delivered Joli into this world. Liza thinks she's one of the best doctors ever! All the people in the office thought Joli was such an adorable baby, and everyone who walked by stopped to see her. Liza's recovery is going well, and she can now start exercising --which she has been eager to do for a while now! So, mom and baby will be cruisin' the neighborhood on walks! Watch out world, here we come!
Ooooops... forgot to mention that this past weekend was the weekend of siblings. Aunt Marie, Uncle Andy, Uncle Paul and his girlfriend, Kirsten, all visited Joli. Kirsten and Uncle Paul were nice and made dinner and breakfast for us. They did some babysitting and gave us a break - thanks! Both sets of siblings brought clothes for Joli. Honestly, this child has more clothes than Liza and me (and they are certainly more fashionable!).
The girl's pretty popular...
Liza went to see her OB/GYN (aka. Joli's travel agent to the world), Dr. Lazar. She was the one who followed the pregnancy from start to finish, and she delivered Joli into this world. Liza thinks she's one of the best doctors ever! All the people in the office thought Joli was such an adorable baby, and everyone who walked by stopped to see her. Liza's recovery is going well, and she can now start exercising --which she has been eager to do for a while now! So, mom and baby will be cruisin' the neighborhood on walks! Watch out world, here we come!
Ooooops... forgot to mention that this past weekend was the weekend of siblings. Aunt Marie, Uncle Andy, Uncle Paul and his girlfriend, Kirsten, all visited Joli. Kirsten and Uncle Paul were nice and made dinner and breakfast for us. They did some babysitting and gave us a break - thanks! Both sets of siblings brought clothes for Joli. Honestly, this child has more clothes than Liza and me (and they are certainly more fashionable!).
The girl's pretty popular...
Monday, August 18, 2003
Saturday, August 16, 2003
PIC OF THE DAY
Alright, with the blackout and everything, we got a little behind on Joli's photo collection. So, let's go back in time and see yesterday's Pic Of The Day today!
Special Thanks to my mom, whose subtle, yet demanding, phone messages keep this site on track and up to date...
Alright, with the blackout and everything, we got a little behind on Joli's photo collection. So, let's go back in time and see yesterday's Pic Of The Day today!
Special Thanks to my mom, whose subtle, yet demanding, phone messages keep this site on track and up to date...
Friday, August 15, 2003
BLACKOUT OF 2003
No power, no lights, no TV, no internet... Last night, our house was sort of like the TV show "Little House On The Prairie" . Liza and I played the roles of Ma and Pa Ingalls-- talking by candlelight, churning butter and turning in early.
Joli, of course, was the star of the show, Laura Ingalls.
A pooping, screaming, restless, hungry Laura Ingalls.
Correction: Last night, our house was sort of like the movie "Gremlins".
No power, no lights, no TV, no internet... Last night, our house was sort of like the TV show "Little House On The Prairie" . Liza and I played the roles of Ma and Pa Ingalls-- talking by candlelight, churning butter and turning in early.
Joli, of course, was the star of the show, Laura Ingalls.
A pooping, screaming, restless, hungry Laura Ingalls.
Correction: Last night, our house was sort of like the movie "Gremlins".
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
WEEKEND UPDATE
Apparently Joli's grandparents are finding this site to be as addictive as crack. I got an email from my dad this morning complaining that there had been no updates since Friday and he needs his Joli fix now!
Sorry about the delay but we had family over, work and-- oh, yes --we've discovered that Joli is a night owl... a hungry night owl... a hungry screeching night owl.
So, anyway, it was a fun weekend. Uncle Jon was home from Oregon and finally got to see his niece. Tita Grace was here too. She was in awe of Liza's breastfeeding skills... maybe a little too in awe.
LIZA: "Grace, can you please back away from my boob!"
Aaaaaaaah, the joys of sisterhood.
Uncle Alonso (Grace's fiance) came down with the Talusan posse, and his friend Juan (sorry we don't have a picture, Juan!). Much fun, food and merriment was had by one and all.
Stay tuned, I promise to be much more diligent this weekend!
Apparently Joli's grandparents are finding this site to be as addictive as crack. I got an email from my dad this morning complaining that there had been no updates since Friday and he needs his Joli fix now!
Sorry about the delay but we had family over, work and-- oh, yes --we've discovered that Joli is a night owl... a hungry night owl... a hungry screeching night owl.
So, anyway, it was a fun weekend. Uncle Jon was home from Oregon and finally got to see his niece. Tita Grace was here too. She was in awe of Liza's breastfeeding skills... maybe a little too in awe.
LIZA: "Grace, can you please back away from my boob!"
Aaaaaaaah, the joys of sisterhood.
Uncle Alonso (Grace's fiance) came down with the Talusan posse, and his friend Juan (sorry we don't have a picture, Juan!). Much fun, food and merriment was had by one and all.
Stay tuned, I promise to be much more diligent this weekend!
Friday, August 08, 2003
FIRST VISIT TO THE PEDIATRICIAN
We just got back from taking Joli to her first doctor's visit. Her pediatrician's name is Doctor Good. Liza and I think he's pretty cool and so did Joli.
Here's the info from the exam...
She's gained some weight-- going from 5lbs 5oz to a whopping 6 lbs (most of that appears to be in her head).
She's also an inch and a half longer. She's gonna be some kind of track star or supermodel, you watch.
Anyway, the doctor's great, the exam was good and Joli's healthy!
We just got back from taking Joli to her first doctor's visit. Her pediatrician's name is Doctor Good. Liza and I think he's pretty cool and so did Joli.
Here's the info from the exam...
She's gained some weight-- going from 5lbs 5oz to a whopping 6 lbs (most of that appears to be in her head).
She's also an inch and a half longer. She's gonna be some kind of track star or supermodel, you watch.
Anyway, the doctor's great, the exam was good and Joli's healthy!
ANOTHER NOTE FROM MOM
This is an excerpt from an email my wife sent me:
"SCORE: JOLI = 2, MOM=0
What does this mean, you ask? Well, it translates into 'Joli pooped on Mom twice'. Actually, it was way more than two times, but I was able to move out of the way, and it landed on the bathroom floor.
The good news is.... you don't have to clean the upstairs bathroom anymore. I took care of it. Or, should I say, your daughter made the bathroom cleaning status slightly more urgent.
Why bother bathing children? In fact, why bother bathing yourself? I put her in the bath... she pooped in it......I took her out of it (in the process, getting myself soaked, and pooped on -- the first time)...... cleaned out the tub (try doing that ONE handed!)... added water... put her back in ... she smiled... then she pooped the water-- REPEAT PROCESS TWO MORE TIMES, THEN RINSE.
I figured I learned my lesson from when she peed on me 2 days ago, and I put a diaper on her before I fed her. Well, as babies will have it, she spit up all over me.
So, imagine... here I am... poop on my shorts (not from me), spit-up all down my chest and stomach, and the baby cooing and laughing. I tried to get her to calm down because last time she 'cooed and laughed' I ended up pooped on.
Finally, I put little Princess Poopie Waaaa down, and took ANOTHER shower.
I'm just waiting for another 'orefice explosion'.
Other than that, 'today was a good day' (said in pure rap voice).
Love-- 'the stay at home mom' ... the toughest job you'll eva luv"
This is an excerpt from an email my wife sent me:
"SCORE: JOLI = 2, MOM=0
What does this mean, you ask? Well, it translates into 'Joli pooped on Mom twice'. Actually, it was way more than two times, but I was able to move out of the way, and it landed on the bathroom floor.
The good news is.... you don't have to clean the upstairs bathroom anymore. I took care of it. Or, should I say, your daughter made the bathroom cleaning status slightly more urgent.
Why bother bathing children? In fact, why bother bathing yourself? I put her in the bath... she pooped in it......I took her out of it (in the process, getting myself soaked, and pooped on -- the first time)...... cleaned out the tub (try doing that ONE handed!)... added water... put her back in ... she smiled... then she pooped the water-- REPEAT PROCESS TWO MORE TIMES, THEN RINSE.
I figured I learned my lesson from when she peed on me 2 days ago, and I put a diaper on her before I fed her. Well, as babies will have it, she spit up all over me.
So, imagine... here I am... poop on my shorts (not from me), spit-up all down my chest and stomach, and the baby cooing and laughing. I tried to get her to calm down because last time she 'cooed and laughed' I ended up pooped on.
Finally, I put little Princess Poopie Waaaa down, and took ANOTHER shower.
I'm just waiting for another 'orefice explosion'.
Other than that, 'today was a good day' (said in pure rap voice).
Love-- 'the stay at home mom' ... the toughest job you'll eva luv"
"NAVEL WATCH" - UPDATE
I was changing Joli last night at about 3AM. I looked in the diaper and saw what I thought was the nastiest looking turd in the world. After a second or two, I realized what I was looking at... the last bit of her umbilical cord.
I glanced up at her abdomen... "Liza, get the camera!"
Yes, Joli has a bellybutton... it's an outie.
I was changing Joli last night at about 3AM. I looked in the diaper and saw what I thought was the nastiest looking turd in the world. After a second or two, I realized what I was looking at... the last bit of her umbilical cord.
I glanced up at her abdomen... "Liza, get the camera!"
Yes, Joli has a bellybutton... it's an outie.
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