ANOTHER NOTE FROM MOM

This is an excerpt from an email my wife sent me:

"SCORE: JOLI = 2, MOM=0

What does this mean, you ask? Well, it translates into 'Joli pooped on Mom twice'. Actually, it was way more than two times, but I was able to move out of the way, and it landed on the bathroom floor.

The good news is.... you don't have to clean the upstairs bathroom anymore. I took care of it. Or, should I say, your daughter made the bathroom cleaning status slightly more urgent.

Why bother bathing children? In fact, why bother bathing yourself? I put her in the bath... she pooped in it......I took her out of it (in the process, getting myself soaked, and pooped on -- the first time)...... cleaned out the tub (try doing that ONE handed!)... added water... put her back in ... she smiled... then she pooped the water-- REPEAT PROCESS TWO MORE TIMES, THEN RINSE.

I figured I learned my lesson from when she peed on me 2 days ago, and I put a diaper on her before I fed her. Well, as babies will have it, she spit up all over me.

So, imagine... here I am... poop on my shorts (not from me), spit-up all down my chest and stomach, and the baby cooing and laughing. I tried to get her to calm down because last time she 'cooed and laughed' I ended up pooped on.

Finally, I put little Princess Poopie Waaaa down, and took ANOTHER shower.

I'm just waiting for another 'orefice explosion'.

Other than that, 'today was a good day' (said in pure rap voice).

Love-- 'the stay at home mom' ... the toughest job you'll eva luv"