So Fresh, I didn't Know What to Do!

I admit, sometimes when talking to our dog, Jorge and I aren't the nicest nor the most polite to poor old Gordon. Oftentimes, when he's scratching at the door or barking to go out, we say things like, "Alright already, Gordon!" or "Knock it off, Gordon!" or even some slightly more harsh phrases.....

Today. Joli and Jada were in the bathtub and Joli was calling for Jorge:

Joli: "Daddd! Oh, Daaaaad!"
Liza: "Joli, Dad is doing something right now."
Joli: "I was talking to Dad, Mom. Now, shut up already...."
Liza: "gaaaasp!!"

Yet, it was one of those moments where I wasn't sure what had just come out of her mouth... did she REALLY just tell me to "shut up already???" I went to tell Jorge and for some crazy reason, all we could do was laugh. Not in front of Joli, of course. But, we just couldn't believe our ears!

Earlier that evening, Joli said the funniest thing while she was on the potty (yes, I'm sure she's going to be absolutely horrified when she's older that I'm writing this).

Joli (on the potty): "Mom. The poop is ready."
Liza: "What???"
Joli: " I said the poop is ready."
Liza: "What's the poop ready to do?" (said with hesitation)
Joli: "Well, you see. The poop is ready to go down the butt slide, splash in the water, and join the other poops in the potty at the poopie party."
Liza: "Excuse me?"
Joli: "Yeah, and then they'll allllll go around and around and have fun on the flushing roller coaster."